Not a top five

Cheating a little...

So I just read a friend's away message and it said..."I just love cena time." Although I don't spend much time watching it, I apparently have spent too much time watching professional wrestling for my own good. Instead of thinking, "oh yeah, heather's in spain...that means dinner," I thought, "JOHN CENA." I am a 12 year old boy who grew up in Po Dunk, Kentucky whose idea of a good time includes arson, shooting guns and listening to Puddle of Mudd.